the oyster interview — written 28092025

why are you here?

like most people here, social media is getting tiring. i can’t handle the fast pace demand of it and would rather just have a permanent residence online which i can disappear from if i need to. i kinda just wanna make cool shit and then dip. this may explain why im on hiatus so often.

why oysterfield?

i like the phrase “the world is your oyster” a lot and i generally just think they’re quite pretty (even if i can’t eat them a lot). for the “field” section of my alias, it comes from my favourite resident evil character: chris redfield.

do straws have one hole or two holes?

i raise you one better. no holes. zero. now before you scream at me, let me explain. a straw is not a hole, it is a tube. you dont make them by drilling or digging into a plastic cylinder because that is way too tedious, you make them by wrapping a plastic sheet into a tube thus creating no holes… don’t look at me like that.

why did you rebrand from charmonydove?

admittedly it felt a bit restricting? i adore sunday, love him to bits, the collection of sunday stuff to the left of my desk should prove that enough... but i don't want that name attatched to me all the time? my old site was a fansite for him and that felt like all i could do, so i bit the bullet and ended up switching.

do you actually have a husband?

they don't call me mr ian redfield for nothing.